BEFORE: Blech. I hate being disorganized. I hate messes and unorganized clutter. I really had no idea what was lurking underneath all the receipts and papers. Not to mention, time to throw out that box of crackers and almost-gone bag of Sunchips.
AFTER: Ah, tidiness. The giant tub of lotion on the right has been removed -- I had used the lotion while reading some stuff on the computer. I love having a clean desk. I just wonder how long it will stay clean.